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Saturday, June 19, 2010
So this mother has been having an affair for a while now and have not yet been caught but this time her husband suspected something was going on so he decided to come home early.
She quickly rushed her lover into the closet, naked and scared, he realised that he wasnt alone in the closet. Her young son was also there hiding in the dark.
The boy turns to the lover and threatens him "If you do not buy my football for 250 dollars I will tell my dad about you". At first the lover refused but realised he had no other choice and so the lover gave the boy 250 dollars.
The next time the lover was thrown in the closet, the kid made him pay 750 dollars for his old pair of football boots.
Feeling angry and used, the lover left the house the second time hoping to never meet that mini extortionist again.
One sunday morning the boys father tells him to get his football gear ready, his boots and the football, that they were gonna play football. The boy later informs the father that he has sold his gear to a friend and gained 1000 dollars from the sale. His father was shocked by this and told his son that it was wrong to extort money esp for used items! His father then brought the boy to church to make a confession.
The boy innocently walks into the confessional box. As he sat down the priest spoke to him "There is no way you are taking any money from me today! You are in my closet now boy"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LOL i tot it was funny as hell. Had to share it! I love all these jokes about priests or nuns or monks and what not!...always super funny!
I Confess I Messed Up
12:46 AM
The wound begins to close in on itself, to protect what is hurting so much.
_This Is Me__
~Name: Sarah Jane Gianna Anthony
Dramamama no.4
~Horoscope: Cancer
~birthday: 12th July
~Age: 18
~School: nanana...
_My Life__
~Ice Cream
~Gilmore Girls, Gossip Girl, Big Bang Theory
_xBitchesx__
x Studying
x Certain peeps...*hint*
_+wishlist+__
Razia's Shadow a Musical album!!
Time!!