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Tuesday, June 10, 2008
avoid copulation or you will get pregnant...hehe...
gift and curses-yellowcard....this songs rules my heart!!! this song is from spider-man 2 so mary is mary jane.....its this really super sweet song that when i listen to it, i block all noise out and retreat into my own bubble....I Love It....its just really nice and the violins!!!!!!! the violins in this song together with the keyboards the drums and guitar....heaven.....its all for you....my worst pains are words I cannot say -http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeCR6-gaQaA
listen to the instrumental part 10 its really nice....
okay so my granny thinks she is pregnant not the maid, or at least for now....i guess...she wants us to bring her to the doctors to check if she is pregnant hahahaha (notice title is about coitus)....well haha!!!! its hilarious she keeps telling us her belly is soft hahaha. We keep replying telling her its not true that she hasnt touched a guy in 30 years be it have...youknowwhat....it was super funnylah...if only i had a pic of her face...she had that innocent naive but very certain and sure look...she kept nodding her head up and down trying to make us believe her she kept repeating 1 word "really...."
she gave up after a while haha....
so we brought her back to my aunts house after lunch and then she was like going back to pukimak-nya rumah....(in eng. your moms vagina's house) I just burst out laughing because that was the climax!!! she has been continously sprouting out vulgarities but this was the funniest....haha!!! NANNY!!! where did she learn these words??? haha i L-O-V-E love my granny....
ok now to my second granny....argh!!! why is it that i have a curfew and she doesnt???? she came home at 1 last night!!! 1 o'clock!!!! why didnt my mom say anything.....so i approached my mom today morning, sat down and had a small heart to heart chat...youknow...and i told her that i was angry by the totally biased look towards her own mother.
she replied" mama is 73 no guy would want to kidnap her or do...youknowwhat....with her...and even if she did get...youknowwhat...by nobody knows who? it would be a great thing as she is sexually deprived"
I was like WHAT??? OMG did my heart to heart talk just get to honest for comfort....???? i kept thinking of my grandmother in karmasutra positions.....hahaha....GROSS....!!!!!
so anyway i was too grossed out to continue the argument and decided to just leave it as that....or at that.
But i was still angry so i decided to lash out at my totally not adulteress grandmother. "mama your fan is always on, waste electricity, you go out never off!!!" [i know sounds evil but she always does it to me ill leave the dining room fan and lights on for 5 secs and she will start screaming at how i waste my dads money how i have no manners and respect...blah blah peranakan stuff....her face always like asam pedas lah!! (hot and sour its a red spicy fish curry thing....) ] then she did what i expected her to do which made me lol...haha
she totally started defending herself although she did not own up to her mistake...the way she was defending herself was enough to feel her anger and GUILT!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
she was so funnylah...I LOVE U TOO MAMA!!! haha should see how she jumps when she gets a phone call...or rushes home and prepares and waits for her darling william's phone call haha!!! her huge 100 watt smile whenever he is around....she is acting like a teenager again....haha
so yeah..thats my life story for now...peace out!!! smiles.... :):):):)
I Confess I Messed Up
4:54 PM
The wound begins to close in on itself, to protect what is hurting so much.
_This Is Me__
~Name: Sarah Jane Gianna Anthony
Dramamama no.4
~Horoscope: Cancer
~birthday: 12th July
~Age: 18
~School: nanana...
_My Life__
~Ice Cream
~Gilmore Girls, Gossip Girl, Big Bang Theory
_xBitchesx__
x Studying
x Certain peeps...*hint*
_+wishlist+__
Razia's Shadow a Musical album!!
Time!!